Friday, 19 December 2025

18th December 2025 - End of term

 

No, not a star to follow but Tony about to ascend Centipede


Tony descending Vestry





Friday, 5 December 2025

4th December 2025 - The best just got better...

 ...and not just because we had Tony back again this week.

Despite it being the second time we'd done it, we'd loved last week's Mancunian themed trip and with the weather not quite being right for other trips on our list, it seemed a perfect opportunity to get to know it really well. 

Being drier than last week, rather than taking the Manchester bypass to get to Mainline Terminus, we opted to go via the Trident series. I'd also asked if I could try navigating, under normal circumstances this could lead to a potentially very long trip, but knowing I had Mike just behind me meant we wouldn't be missing last orders.

Having successfully found my way to Battle of Britain chamber I pointed out where I thought the way on to the Bypass lay and Mike sagely nodded in agreement. We then headed up the slope to the start of the Trident, explaining to Mike what I expected to see next and having my fairly loose and sketchy description turned into something actually useful by the Easegill oficionado.

The route to Eureka junction through Trident is fantastic, clean washed streamway interspersed with interesting rope assisted traverses and drops. To try and help link things together we passed the junction where the Wretched Rabbit water joins and went down to see the junction with the main drain before retracing our steps.

This isn't a section of Wretched Rabbit we use very often and despite finding "a" way up into Four Ways Chamber, I'm sure it wasn't "the" way. A moment of befuddlement followed and thanks to Mike we were quickly heading via Depot chamber to Stop pot, rather than back out of Easegill via a return to Wretched Rabbit.

With an ascent of the Stop ladder and a relatively easy ride around the boulders that follow we were soon at a junction with last week's route at Mainline Terminus. The silence and darkness of the gaping caverns now ahead in stark contrast to the loud and light coloured streamways we'd recently left behind. 

In my head I'd completely missed out one of the big chambers and at the sight of a rope ascending into the gloom I thought I'd gone to far, but no, I just hadn't noticed it when I'd walked right by it 7 days previously. Even when I saw a likely looking boulder on the left I convinced myself it wasn't the right one until Mike headed behind it and into the Mancunian way.

The next bit to Easegill aven seemed to pass without too much issue and at the top of the pitch Tony looked a little bemused. "I bet he's now wondering why we bother with harnesses and descenders too", I thought as I wrapped a sling around me and clipped an Italian hitch into my krab.

Once again the navigation seemed to flow, but it was reassuring to glimpse over my shoulder and see the glow of Mike's lamp not far behind. A quick up and over at Molluscan hall and we were back at the streamway contemplating the slot from which the stream flowed. Things would be better this week. One, I actually knew which way to go this time and two, I took my fantastic Aunty Liz knitted merino beanie from my pocket and put it on under my helmet. This meant that it wouldn't be getting wet and I was now significantly warmer for the short and aqueous crawl of Dismal junction.

At Platypus, Tony took over the navigation as he's wanting to fix the shorter County round in his memory and he soon had us back at Broadway. Last week the ladder was throwing a bit of a strop at it's infrequent use, but today after it's second outing in the same number of weeks it was much more compliant.

Adding the Trident start made this even more of a cracking trip than last time and is highly recommended. If you've a visiting, competent caver who's never been in Easegill then this would be fantastic, pretty much tackle free, trip to take them on - though we do have another plan...

Friday, 28 November 2025

27th November 2025 - A Manchester round

 An aligning of planets meant that I was able to get to Kirkby a bit earlier than possible offering the opportunity for a trip further afield. Unfortunately planetary alignment doesn't seem to affect atmospheric conditions on Earth and with the weather not playing ball we opted for a more local trip that could be completed in slightly damp weather. 

We'd been on a Manchester themed Ease gill trip before and really enjoyed it. It's a trip that has a bit of everything, an edited highlights trip to showcase what the system has to offer. With this in mind Mike wanted to reacquaint himself with the navigation so that he could take friends and family in the future.

County laddered we set off downstream from Broadway past a shower bath in full power shower mode. The step up to the right was taken and the usual, "Which way is it to the Manchester bypass?" rigmarole undertaken.

A few years ago I bought a very lightweight caving under suit. Not for trips to warm foreign climes (though it has since come in useful for that), but for ensuring that I don't suffer from severe dehydration as I sweat out litres of water trying to follow Mike through Easegill. As soon as Strava makes it to the subterranean world I'm confident he'll be at the top of the leaderboard for quite a few Ease gill segments. Sadly the suit in question was tucked snuggly away at home in my caving drawer.

A sweaty mess with stingy eyes I arrived in the expanse of the Main line terminus and Mike was off already weaving an optimal route through the boulder strewn chambers of the high level series. We're getting quite good at locating the boulder behind which the Mancunian Way is secreted and the floor of the crawl quickly became reassuringly sandy, we were definitely in the right place. 

At the end of crawl, next to the lovingly built clay brick wall, complete with model workman our memories failed us (or at least mine did). Fortunately this route is covered by one of the excellent Braemoor descriptions and we knew we wouldn't be puzzling over the way on for long.

Reassuringly there wasn't a dribble of water going down Easegill aven, an indicator that the return to County should be possible, so we donned our Brooks's Finest (a lot better than Tesco's Finest) slings and HMS krabs to descend the short pitch. Oscillating between passage we remembered and passage we didn't recall, the description kept us true till we arrived at a slot on the left from which the stream ensued. "Just follow the water, the first bit's the worst", said Mike and off I went. After a few metres the roof did rise a bit, but ahead it lowered ominously once more, the foam on the roof doing little to ease my nerves. Well it is quite damp I thought so the water'd be a bit higher and so I pressed on.

Trying to breath just out the corner of my mouth and ignore the foam tickling my nose I tried to keep my breathing steady, the water running down stream towards me now starting to back up and narrow the useable airspace even further. Could I roll onto my back and "ceiling suck"? Just as things started to get silly, the roof began to rise and soon I was able to kneel and get things back under control. With air no longer a concern I now began to worry about how cold I was.

A few years ago I bought a neo fleece. A fantastic invention, your core wrapped in thick neoprene and your limbs unencumbered but kept warm by thick fleece. Perfect for situations such as this. Sadly the suit in question, along with my neoprene boxers, was tucked snuggly away in a bag in the van.

OK, chilly but not freezing and the passage now beginning to open up, a quick stomp would soon have me back to normal. "Al?", was faintly heard from back beyond the aqueous passage. I've known Mike long enough now to read a bit more nuance than just the word might suggest. I didn't think I'd like the next bit. "Wrong way". There was no nuance in this, it was back into the water. Thankfully going downstream there was more airspace as the water wasn't backing up. 

The cobbled passage now on my right  suddenly came into recollection, Dismal junction. It wasn't pleasant but so much better than the continuation in the main stream. Time for a stomp. Platypus Junction, Toadstool Junction all flew by and we were soon up the little climb from Broadway and at the foot of our ladder. The climb increased my temperature further and Mike had soon tamed the ladder back into a manageable coil for our now rapid exit from County.

Our conversation as we crossed the moor was slightly more reflective than the new posts that have appeared, the older ones seemed significantly easier to see, but we were soon back at the farm. On the drive too and in the pub much of the chat was about what a great trip this is. The evening was finished to perfection by the free hand moisturiser outside the posh shop in Kirkby and by Mike getting the pizza in.



Friday, 7 November 2025

6th November 2025 - Shake down cruise

 It's been quite a while since we've hand an underground trip. For Mike and I our last was an unusual trip to Sleets gill and for Tony right back to our Rowten experience. The going back of the clocks signaled that it was time to get regular trips back up and running and a short trip to Long drop seemed to fit the bill.

I was a bit concerned that being on a course I might not even be able to make it and warned the others that I might be a bit late. The people running the course though definitely practice what they preach and made sure that I was let out in good time. My park beyond the where the traffic jams are/cycle the rest plan then played out perfectly and I was actually earlier than normal to Kirkby. The huge advantage of arriving early was even longer to enjoy a brew and superb ginger cake at Mike's.

With Tony's arrival we were chauffeured onto the moors in the poshest car that Mike and I have been in in a while and the fact that the information screen is stuck in Polish added to the exotic vibe. Leck fell always brings to mind wet and windy changes so the settled, unseasonably warm weather was a very welcome surprise. Mike then led on confidently across the moor and surprisingly soon we were at the fenced enclosure. I'm not quite sure what was going on behind me as we went over the style and began our descent of the shake hole but I think it involved Tony's destruction of one of Mike's prized tackle sacks!

There's been quite a lot going on at the bottom of the shake hole and as well as the usual way on there's now a newer shored shaft and some beautifully landscaped spoil. One of the new raised areas allowed a very civilised final sorting of equipment before we headed into the open cave mouth and the short drop down to the first pitch. The first SRT trip of the year is always a bit of an eye opener and arriving at the bolts I fumbled with all the bits of metal on my harness to find something that I vaguely remembered would help me down the pitch. As for threading it, well luckily Petzl are quite helpful and I followed the nice little graphic etched into my Stop until the rope took on a vaguely familiar shape.

First pitch successfully negotiated I thought it would get easier from this point on but as I approached the top of the second pitch I could just make out a bolt above me


[in progress...]




Friday, 22 August 2025

21st August 2025 - Genuinely hardy? Er, no!

We've just come back from our summer holidays so the weather is now once again gloriously settled and I've still a bit more time on my hands allowing trips further afield from home. This combination meant that a trip to the Eastern Dales to visit a cave requiring dry weather was on the cards.

Sleets Gill seemed to fit the bill and so after some very fine strawberry cake at Mike's (his daughter has obviously inherited her mum's baking genes) we headed towards Littondale. It always feels a little strange donning layers of neoprene on a sunny afternoon in a dry valley, but fortunately the cave entrance lies only a few minutes from the car. It is though uphill and it's worth wandering up the right hand side (river left) of the gill to avoid the obstacle course of barbed and electric fences.

A small bag and walking pole at the entrance signalled that we weren't to be alone in the cave and we bumped into our fellow explorers at the foot of the peculiar scree slope that leads down into the darkness. One had been caving for over 50 years and the last time he'd been here was assisting with the infamous rescue in the early 90s. Where we were sat chatting would have been metres under water on that occasion though.

Mike and I are both fortunate still to be on our first set of knees so we left Phil and Richard to their photo trip and headed towards the main gallery. The Wharfedale sump seemed innocuous enough, a fair length of the dive line lay dry on the beach. Phil had said that on the day of the rescue when the two cavers had entered the water was knee deep at this point. Slightly reassured we carried on into the gallery, ticking off features as we went. The Bottom Connector and Boireau's passage were passed and noting the climb down to the lower levels, the sudden end of the chamber reached.

Backtracking 20 m from the choke we came back to the short climb down and the way on  to Hyperthermia and Hydrophobia passages. Initially it was just run of the mill caving until we came to a junction at which water was flowing from a small drain. This was the way on. 

Mike contemplating Hydrophobia passage

8-10 minutes can feel like a very long time and while in the past I've contemplated the difference between a 'hands and knees crawl' and a 'flat out crawl', I now fully comprehended the difference. My legs didn't seem to be able to do anything other than bob along behind me, my shoulders doing the lion's share of propelling me forward. It was ag this point I began to realise that something wasn't quite right. I wanted to take a photo of Mike in front of me. My camera was easily accessible at the top of a small tackle sack I was pushing in front of me, but for some reason it was just too much effort and I just kept on crawling. While never tight at all, it was a bit disconcerting that whenever I tried turning my head it seemed to involve putting my face through the water. 

Reading the description for the '68 series

Before I had time to dwell on things though, the passage enlarged and we were once again confronted by another bizarre feature, The Ramp. While feature naming can be somewhat obscure and is often the result of in jokes, or needing to have been there at the time, the original explorers had it spot on with this one. If ever there was a need to bring crampons or ice axes into a cave then, forget high altitude abysses in the alps, this is it. While Mike confidentiality remained on his feet, I lay down and made like a worm hoping that one part of my prostrate body would stick long enough to make progress. 

The top of The Ramp saw the first formations we had seen in the system and jolly fine they were, their pristine white a stark contrast to the water washed mud below. The descent of the slope was significantly easier than the ascent, the only thing required being to moderate your speed.

Mike at the top of the aptly named Ramp

Reacquainted with our bags which we'd left at the foot of the slope Mike read the next part of the description. It was time to don our hoods and have our masks at the ready. The black book describes the following sump as "an easy, 4 1/2 m long, free dive". In Rowten we'd dived a sump nearly twice as long so surely this couldn't be a problem, especially with it's reputed gin clear water.

I began my 'sump routine'. Helmet off, spit twice in each half of my mask, wipe, splash my face with water, mask on, then breath in through my nose to check the seal. Happy with my mask, helmet back on, turn on my secondary light and then head into the water. Content, I resurfaced, took a couple of breaths and dived. For the second time on the trip things didn't seem quite right. The Rowten sumps have a simple, almost tube like, geometry. You just pull on the rope and and through you go. There almost seemed too much to see here as you navigated through the flooded passage. The friction between the roof and my positively buoyant body wasn't helping either. There it was though, the exit mirror. I tried smashing through but was held back. Fortunately my head made it through into the thick air but the rest of my body was now held. Somehow a loop of rope had formed round my ankle. It took a good few seconds before I had the presence of mind to slip back down into the water, allowing the loop to slacken and for me to free myself. Released and relieved I fumbled to get out my camera to record Mike's traverse of the sump. On surfacing Mike too questioned the definition of an 'easy' sump before continuing through the neck deep water.

The ducks beyond the sump

With the unlaminated description having been left prior to the sump we were now reliant on our memories. I was pretty sure that we needed the right fork, but after a couple of muddy puddles it choked. Right, we knew that there was another duck involved so we tried the left fork. Not to happy about this 'duck', Mike tried a muddy slope. Nope. It was back to the 'duck'. The water now muddied by our suits that had been used as brake pads on The Ramp, I felt forward with my feet. There was absolutely no way I was pressing on down here. Befuddled we returned back through the sump. On rereading the description it transpired that the way on had been a low airspace duck through one of the muddy puddles.

Ordinarily I'm sure we'd have made the 2 minute return through the sump and carried on but, without any discussion we headed back towards Hydrophobia. At its start Mike asked if I was OK to carry on. I replied, 'what if I'm not'. I didn't catch his reply and once again we were flat out crawling.

At the end of the crawl Mike was sat with the description. He began reading, stopped and then tried again in a more upbeat voice. I think we've caved enough together now that there doesn't need to be any protracted discussion, indeed there doesn't need to be any discussion at all, Hyperthermia passage was going to be saved for another day, we were heading out. It was only at this point that the C word was mentioned. We were both cold. Despite our neoprene we were losing heat to the surprisingly cool water. No wonder I hadn't felt like taking my camera out, let alone return through the sump or continue to Hyperthermia, I could barely feel my wool and neoprene clad toes and hypothermia was much more in mind. 

Both Mike and I have ascended our fair share of scree slopes in our time. We don't though normally go up them laying on our fronts, to exit Sleets Gill there's no other option. Nearing the top of the slope light became visible. As well as the light from the entrance Phil and Richard's head lamps were also shining. We asked how they'd got on and then about the rescue. If you watch the fantastic Sid Perou film (here) and are utterly blown away by the skill of the rescuers, go and visit the passage and your reverance will be taken to new levels. Half an hour to traverse 250 m, the rescued never having dived before. I'm told it was joked that one of them burnt through nearly a full tank of air. They'd have had to have staged multiple tanks for me.


Despite being overcast, the warmth from the sun was unmistakable and I felt life coming back to my toes as, aside from some frisky bullocks, we made our way back to the car more easily than on the approach. 

It's not often we're lost for words but it had been an odd trip. Not only are there a number of unusual physical features in the system, but the surprisingly cold water had definitely affected my impressions. As we rewarmed chat began to return and arriving back in Kirkby a visit to The Barn was unquestioned. 

I'd like to say it was on purpose but Tony we've left quite a bit to go and look at when we return with you (though possibly after another Warmbac neoprene order).


Saturday, 14 June 2025

10th June 2025 -

 Thistle, Runscar and Scar Top with Tony and Mike

Friday, 9 May 2025

8th May 2025 - Rowten part IV: The round

 

With our trip though the sumps complete it was time to remove the remaining ropes from Rowten. Last time I'd been through I'd set things up so that we wouldn't have to go down the main pitch, just haul the rope from above. Mike though had come up with a much better plan. A descent of the gully route to the bottom of the main pitch and then one of us could derig the Eyehole route while the other derigged out of the gully. For one of us at least this should give a great Rowten round.

Driving down the Kingsdale road I was about to pull into the Valley entrance parking, Mike then reminding me that we wouldn't be going through the sumps today! Parked in the right place, we once again headed up to the Turbary road with a surprising weight of rope to rig the Gully route. Mike went to check that the sheep still hadn't nibbled through our ropes on the eyehole route and then began rigging the gully.



A leafy scramble leads down into the open pot before the first real pitch. I have to admit I love daylight, open air caving and I'm sure a botanist would have a field day with some of the plants growing from the cliff walls.


At the bottom of the gully we crossed the stream on possibly the slippiest, algae covered rock I've ever had the misfortune to find myself on. I was glad of the security of the rope and much happier once I'd crossed and we were back on dry, grippy limestone.


The chasm then began to narrow, allowing progress to be made by bridging. With day light still filtering through from above, the rift once again opened to the shaft down which our main pitch rope was hanging. A few interesting rebelays, a final long pitch and we were back at the bottom of the rope we'd left last week.



Mike had done a grand job of the rigging, allowing me to get a couple of snaps, so I felt he deserved to be able to complete the round. Meanwhile I began back up the way we had come. While I loved derigging the main shaft, the following traverses started to grate with increasingly full tackle sacks and by the time I arrived at the last pitch I was relieved to see Mike coming back down to help me having cleared his route. The resulting pile of tackle sacks was a little intimidating but fortunately it was downhill all the way to the van.

Over a pint in the Barn we reflected on our recent trips to Rowten. In very high water a hybrid eyehole/gully route offers an awesome trip. In low water the gully/eyehole round is superb and then of course there's the through trip too!